In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
Now heaven knows
Anything goes
Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose
Anything goes
The world has gone mad today, and good’s bad today
And day’s night today, and black’s white today
And most guys today that women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
And though I’m not a great romancer
I know you’re bound to answer
When we propose
Anything goes, go, go
Woo
The world has gone mad today, and good’s bad today
And day’s night today, and black’s white today
And most guys today that women prize today
Are just silly gigolos
And though we’re not such great romancers
We know that you’re bound to answer
When we propose
Anything goes
Anything goes
Anything goes
Anything goes