I was twenty-three, she was thirty-five
I was spiralin’ out, and she was so alive
A Texas girl, real strong, taught me this drunk song
So when I start to bawl, she says, “Let your teardrops fall”
All the pinot, pinot grigio girls
Pour your heart out, watch your blues turn gold
All the pinot, pinot grigio girls
Keep it real cold ’cause it’s a fired up world (Ooh-oh-ooh-oh)
Make it all make sense (Ooh-oh-ooh-oh)
Does it all make sense? (Ooh-oh-ooh-oh)
Make it all make sense
Sisters never pack up, we always run back, love
Seven years ago, I said you’d make it
Sonja was Joanne’s friend, tough girls on the mend
So when I’m feelin’ small, I toss that cork and call
All the pinot, pinot grigio girls
Pour your heart out, watch your blues turn gold
All the pinot, pinot grigio girls
Keep it real cold ’cause it’s a fired up world (Ooh-oh-ooh-oh)
Make it all make sense (Ooh-oh-ooh-oh)
Make it all make sense (Ooh-oh-ooh-oh)
Does it all make sense?
So we’ll turn on a Bachelorette
Dye Ashley’s hair red
And then we’ll have our sixth
Spice Girl in this bitch!
All the pinot, pinot grigio girls
Pour your heart out, watch your blues turn gold
All the pinot, pinot grigio girls
Keep it real cold ’cause it’s a fired up world
All the pinot, pinot grigio girls
Gather ’round now, watch your blues turn gold
All the pinot, pinot grigio girls
Keep it real cold ’cause it’s a fired up world