If My Friends Could See Me Now

If they could see me now

That little gang of mine

I'm lookin' at your smile, and it's a healthy sign

I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact

The kind of top-drawer, first-rate chum I attract

All I can say is, "Wow"

Just look at where I am

Tonight, I've landed, pow

Right in a pot of jam

What a setup, holy cow

They'd never believe it

If my friends could see me now

If they could see me now

That little dusty group

Traipsin' 'round this million dollar chicken coop

You're rubbin' elbows with the cream of the crop

Whoever said there ain't no room at the top

To think this famous man

Which I must say is he

Should pick an unknown gal

Which there's no doubt is me

What a setup, wow, holy cow

They'll never believe it

If my friends could see me, if they all could see me

If my friends could see me now

Take a look at me now

Take a look at me now

Take a look at me now