Mary Jane Holland

Lady of the 'Dam

Won't be a slave to the blonde

Or the culture of the popular

She won't, she won't! (Sing at you, I'll fly under radar tonight)

Make deals with every devil in sight (I will, I will!)

I don't like to boast

But our truffles are the most

Mad magical in Amsterdam (She won't, she won't)

So if you have fear

Apollo, sit on my lyre

And play him like a piano man (I will, I will!)

I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess

But it's alright because I am rich as piss

When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth

The grass eats up my insides, and my brunette starts to sprout

Introducing, ladies and gentlemen

Mary Jane Holland!

I think that I could be fine

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight (I think we'd)

I think we'd have a good time

If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight